Retro Rocket Cafe

Coffee & Retro Sci-Fi Goodies

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What’s that you say? Retro Rocket Cafe is casting it’s first season of guests?

Indeed we are!

Calling all space faring aliens! Get your spacesuit on and be a guest on the Retro Rocket Cafe show! We are looking for folks who do an alien impression from any movie, show or comic.

Acting skills not necessary but insanity helps. This video series launches in the fall and filming starts soon.

To apply, send a photo of you in costume and a brief bio of your character to info@retrorocketcafe.com.

Guests get credits, copy of the video and of course a technically superior Retro Rocket Cafe coffee mug!

 

Alien Chicks

Calling all space faring aliens! Get your spacesuit on and be a guest on the Retro Rocket Cafe show! We are looking for folks who do an alien impression from any movie, show or comic.

Acting skills not necessary but insanity helps. This video series launches in the fall and filming starts soon.

To apply, send a photo of you in costume and a brief bio of your character to info@retrorocketcafe.com.

Guests get credits, copy of the video and of course a technically superior Retro Rocket Cafe coffee mug!

IMG_8583The Retro Rocket Cafe mugs have arrived! Scientifically proven to be cool, this amazing piece of technology holds 11oz of your favorite coffee or, dare I say it, tea.

Only $15 (shipping included)

To obtain yours, visit our “Take Out” menu!

Your patronage will allow us to continue to bring you the crazy stuff that we do and our future video series.

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It’s common knowledge that all “real” spaceships operate with a wide variety of cool “space” sounds.

Now yours can too with the new NoGen Model 8675-309 Noise Generator from Zotz Spaceship Instruments!

Don’t be caught in a noiseless void like other boring spacecraft when you can add amazing lifelike audio thrills.

“I had no idea vaporizing enemy vessels could be so much more exhilarating until I added the NoGen Model 8675-309 to our fleet”. – Romulan Centurion

“Alien chicks dig my spaceship now that I have real space sounds”. – JTK

Order yours today and remember, “If it’s not Zotz, it rots”!

Kirk Controller

The KUCFC-20 is the latest technology invented by those fine if somewhat unusual folks at Zotz Spaceship Intruments.

Every good space faring soul knows that successful Kirk containment is vital to the safety of your vessel as well as female crew members.

The KUCFC-20 is a marked improvement over the model 10 in several key aspects: Smaller size, reduced power consumption, bad acting filtration unit and of course, Bluetooth 5.0.

And remember, “If it’s not Zotz, it rots!”